Schwoz Schwartz (Henry Danger, Danger Force)

Schwoz Schwartz
"We could be Captain Man and Schwozam!"
Gender: Male
Type: Super-Genius Assistant
Age: 50 (Possibly)
Portrayed by: Michael D. Cohen
Status: Alive
Media of origin: Henry Danger
Danger Force

Schwoz Schwartz is a main character (recurring in the first four seasons) on Henry Danger. He is brilliant at building technology, but he often lacks common sense. He is portrayed by Michael D. Cohen.

Why He's Schwoz Schwartz

  1. Firstly, he's been shown to be a genius. He's so smart, he basically built the entire Man Cave (and later the Man's Nest).
    • His inventions are even better than the ones created by Max Thunderman. Schwoz created various special weapons like blasters, a special vacuum using black hole technology, teleporters, and etc.
    • His inventions and science also affect Captain Man as he once created a disease that Ray even caught.
  2. He has more funny moments than the other characters.
  3. He can be right at times and is always there to help.
  4. Unlike Henry and Ray, he doesn't enforce lying and mostly tells the truth.
  5. He is one of the only actual comic reliefs in the show.
  6. After he returned in Danger Force, he's gotten pretty much better. (or has the same amount of likability.)
  7. Even if it's weird, it's impressive he has so many disguises for a specific moment.
  8. His accent and hairstyle are extremely hilarious.
  9. He can use an American accent on command. But he can only do it for a certain time or else he'll faint.
  10. Michael D. Cohen does a great job portraying Schwoz.
  11. His final scene in Danger Force is very heartwarming where he goes off to live with his fiancee and finally finds love like Ray. Ending on a high note.

Bad Qualities

  1. He insults his sister, Winnie. (even if she does look like a horse.)
  2. He was still picked around by Ray and they both don't have a solid friendship in seasons 1-3.
  3. As mentioned above, the disguise thing is weird.
  4. Unfortunately, he's been flanderized in The Adventures of Kid Danger as he turned into a huge unlikable jerk and acts just like Henry and Ray. But luckily, he did redeem himself after that series ended.


  • He stole Ray's girlfriend.
  • His counterpart in Opposite Universe is, in Henry's words, also a freak.
  • He is the first recurring character to appear in a motion comic.
  • Schwoz has his own version of guacamole and calls it "Schwozamole".
  • Schwoz is a careless driver.
  • Schwoz feels mocked when people copy his accent, as shown in Scream Machine and episodes after that.
  • He is right-handed.


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