Blog:Dark Laser (The Fairly OddParents, Seasons 3-8)

Kirby is a character from the YouTube channel DavuuWart. He's described as grumpy, and is racist as well.

Why He's Not The Law

 * 1) FIRST AND FOREMOST, like all of DavuuWart's characters themselves, recasting an iconic family friendly character like Kirby beginning from a silly pink ball with a heart of gold to an absolute jerk who's racist to everyone is an extremely abysmal idea, which is why it angered many Kirby fans. Kirby himself was very likable, but this version sucks out all his charm and turns him into a complete jerkish racist, hence it's a huge final blow to the original Kirby himself.
 * 2) To make matters worse, it was not only terrible, but it was totally flanderized as DavuuWart has, making Davuuwart a complete villain.
 * 3) He is very unlikeable, psychopathic, rude and annoying.
 * 4) He is NEVER friendly to the neighbors around him, especially King Dedede.
 * 5) Not only is he not freindly to the neighbors, he is also not freindly to the viewers, since he calls them a bad name in an episode.
 * 6) To add more salt on wound, he is also not freindly to his freinds, like Waddle Doo. The two were basically just going for a walk, then Waddle Doo says that there is heavy wind and is impossible to fly as they will get blown away by the wind, but Kirby just tells him to shut up and calls him a bad name.
 * 7) There is a flashback where Kirby was a victim of Waddle Dee, in the scene, Waddle Dee was out walking, but Kirby hurt Waddle Dee's leg, and ALSO killed both of Waddle Dee's children as well as his pet, and worse, he raped Waddle Dee's wife. We wish we were making it up.
 * 8) *Also his flashback is very cruel and disturbing.
 * 9) *Worse still, Kirby kills Waddle Dee and even the police.
 * 10) *Also, no other police officers came to stop him, meaning he's a Karma Houdini.
 * 11) His voice is quite unpleasant and very ear-piercing.
 * 12) His design is notably ugly, due to his eyebrows, so he actually looks like Kirby with Angry Bird eyebrows.
 * 13) He's also egostitic. After murdering Waddle Dee and the police, he says that he is the law, but that's absolutely not true.
 * 14) He tries too hard to be funny and edgy, but fails, as mentioned before, he is very rude so there isn't a sense of humor as a result.
 * 15) Like Waddle Dee, Kirby runs into Whispy Woods, but suddenly he urinates in him to the point where Whispy Woods suffers from agony, which is disgustingly cruel. Also, there where squirrels in there. That means he's an animal abuser.
 * 16) He gives Kirby himself a bad name.
 * 17) In an episode, he, along with a Lakitu, litterally sneaked into Lara Croft from Tomb Raider's house, and catch her showering.
 * 18) He also once punched a bus with little kids in it, and kills everyone in the bus.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Although it was horribly flanderized, it is Kirby's first time speaking.
 * 2) He sometimes gets what he deserves, for example him getting his house destroyed by Dr. Eggman.
 * 3) Ever since, he has never returned in any of DavuuWart's videos since then.