Master Shake

Master Shake is the central protagonist of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He's a cool, mean-spirited, near-sadistic and self-centered milkshake, in the form of a white cup with a pink straw and two yellow gloves with green stuff in his guts which is probably his blood.

Why He Rocks

 * 1) He's one of the funniest idiots to ever be on animated television.
 * 2) His stupidity always gets the best of him and he gets his comeuppance in Every. Single. Episode.
 * 3) Aqua Teens Hunger Force would not be as great without him.
 * 4) He has a very cool design.
 * 5) His cruelty to Meatwad can be funny.
 * 6) His antics are clever.
 * 7) Dana Snyder voiced him well.
 * 8) Well... Dracula called and he said he's coming tonight and I said okay.
 * 9) He started to quit torturing Meatwad in later seasons.
 * 10) Overall, he is a decent character despite his flaws and means well to his friends.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) He’s often very rude, stupid, mean, and cruel.
 * 2) He is stupid to realize his antics can put people into danger.
 * 3) He usually only cares about himself and treats everyone poorly, especially Meatwad.
 * 4) While on topic, he bullies Meatwad most of the time and torments him and even tried to kill him once.
 * 5) The infamous Scene where he jacked off when Carl was getting raped by HandBanana. NO JOKE!
 * 6) In the episode Ezekial, Frylock and Meatwad thought Jesus "Ezekial" Jesus was his son, but Shake still treated him like he was nothing.
 * 7) He is at his worst in the infamous episode Reedickyoulus.

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