Asuka Langley Soryu

Hello! I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryu! All-American teenage girl extraordinaire! I'm a fictional character of the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. Within the series, I was designated as the Second Child and the pilot of the Evangelion Unit 02. My surname is romanized as Soryu in the English manga and Sohryu in the English version of the TV series, the English version of the film, and on Gainax's website. I was voiced by Yūko Miyamura in Japanese in all animated appearances and merchandise; I was voiced by Tiffany Grant in English. In the Rebuild of Evangelion films, my Japanese surname is changed to Shikinami (式波). As my popularity increased, I quickly became the official mascot of the anime studio, Gainax! WHOO! So, let's be good friends!

Why I Rock

 * 1) I'm the most popular character in the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise, as well as Gainax's flagship character!
 * 2) I quickly became famous among every all-American adult male.
 * 3) My several fan in America, claims me that I'm the toughest, the baddest, the strongest, the most two-fisted, and the most combative all-American teenage tomboy in the universe! HA-HA!!!!
 * 4) I became one of biggest all-American icons.
 * 5) To steal the show, I wore my most iconic outfit, to increase my cuteness, and make myself an all-American tomboy!
 * 6) * Including a blue dress, white short-sleeved t-shirt, white knee-high tight stockings with a red line and of course, the most famous footwear for every all-American tomboy: a pair of very shiny black Mary Jane shoes! YEE-HAW! My hair is loose with the flanks held in twin tails with my Interface Headset. To complete the ensemble, a red bow on my collar provides a centerpiece as well as a bit of contrast against my iconic cute outfit.
 * 7) Like most of the tomboys, I really love boyish hobbies, such as fighting, sports and playing video games.
 * 8) My popularity in America was extremely spectacular.
 * 9) My theme music, Asuka Strikes! was pure American.
 * 10) My only best friend was a very cute pigtailed tomboy, Hikari Horaki.

Why I'm So Stupid

 * 1) Due to being very gassy, I had a tendency of farting, rather I farted Hikari or stupid Shinji in a face. In fact, I was pooping in my bloomers, Whoo!