Dirty Dog (Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus)

"I'm Dirty Dawg!! And I'm gonna pollute ALL the kids with Coronavirus!!!"

- Dirty Dog

Dirty Dog is the main antagonist of the Cool Cat franchise. Serving as the main villain of Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus and the upcoming Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting. He is an evil, sadistic canine and Cool Cat's archnemesis whose goal is to cause mayhem around him after his goal with the intentions of clearing half the population of the world with COVID-19 had failed. He was voiced by Derek Savage.

Why He Rocks

 * 1) He is an intentionally mean-spirited and one-dimensional antagonist, but he is an extremely entertaining and redeemable one at that.
 * 2) He is very much like an old-fashioned, over-the-top comic-book villain and possibly a Captain Planet type of villain, this makes him easily the best character in both, the horrid movie he made his first appearance in, Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus, and the whole Cool Cat franchise (which is pretty damn impressive for a character made by Derek Savage of all people).
 * 3) He's a much funnier version of Butch the Bully from Cool Cat Saves the Kids.
 * 4) Even though he failed to accomplish his plans of attacking Cool Cat and his friends, he somehow managed to create a big Coronavirus atom single-handedly that he calls the "Super Virus". All by grabbing some random bit of air, pouring his "magic sauce" from a glass bottle of Budweiser he got from a witch dog, and mutating it into a singular, airborne Coronavirus molecule sitting on his bare hand which has the size of a baseball, which he then sends out to attack Cool Cat as if it is alive. This comes off as both: profound, bizarre, and impressive.
 * 5) His character design is average all things considered.
 * 6) * His shirt design (especially the graffiti font spelling his name) looks way cooler than all of Cool Cat's lame shirt designs.
 * 7) Derek Savage actually did a decent job at voicing him.
 * 8) * He has a hammy, "cartoonishly evil" tone of voice that makes him sound extremely goofy in a really funny way.
 * 9) Andre Matthews, the actor who performs as Dirty Dog, did a great job at making him very expressive with Dirty Dog's athletic movements and giving him a lot of energy to make him very exaggerated.
 * 10) While his rap number is laughably bad, he does make some good points about Cool Cat being a "silly cat", how there are kids that are dumb & easy to scare, and how there are some adults out there that are dumb/gullible enough to be tricked as something we have to be highly aware of.
 * 11) Where Dirty Dog threatening to shoot up a school as his next plan to conquer the world was meant to be taken seriously, it can be viewed as hilarious for how over-the-top and bombastic it is.
 * 12) * The scene where he infects a kid is meant to be horrifying because it's meant to be a gratuitously evil act he makes. When you know that (most) dogs generally can't get infected by COVID-19, it's rather hilarious to see how much he acts like an absolute goofball (especially the way he coughs in a comical way).
 * 13) * The way he growls and laughs falls into the "so bad it's good" territory for how hilarious it is.
 * 14) 🎵“I'm Dirty Dog, and I'm the baddest there is! You're just a sheep!! And I'll bite you on the leg!!!”🎵
 * 15) * “I'll get you for this! You, big, dummies!!”
 * 16) * “I'm such a mean bully!”

Bad Qualities

 * 1) Most viewers can have mixed feelings about him since he can be viewed as a character you love to hate/find entertaining or a completely one-dimensional villain who's not only very pathetic & a total joke, but also causes some provocative thoughts because of his recklessly evil actions & for how ridiculous he is.
 * 2) * Not to mention that the scene where Dirty Dog attempts to infect a kid was meant to be scary for how cruel he seems when it's rather goofy in actuality. There are viewers that can find this horrifying for the fact that it's essentially a crazy man in a dog costume with a horrific mask getting close to a kid and acting like a madman.
 * 3) ** He called the kid "ugly" and a "punk".
 * 4) * He is meant to represent the anti-maskers of society. Because of this, he seems to have a low opinion of pro-maskers by calling them "sheep" and refers to the pandemic itself as a "scam" without so much as a hint of irony or self-awareness.
 * 5) * Where Butch the Bully was a harmless little kid whose biggest sin was carrying the gun to school, Dirty Dog's intentions with endangering the lives all around him makes him out to be a complete psychopath.
 * 6) For whatever reason, he tends to refer to two Latino girls, Cool Cat's newfound friends, as "rat-haired".
 * 7) Despite making make some good points during his rap number, it is still very laughable. It's also quite hilarious for how bad his rap number it is.
 * 8) * His very introduction is just as laughable.
 * 9) * Most of his dialogue is just as laughable.
 * 10) He shares some flaws that are carried over from Butch the Bully from Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Some of these include being a one-dimensional bad guy whose goals are troublesome yet completely useless.
 * 11) * He seems to have contradictory writing to his character. On one hand, he believes that the coronavirus is a scam and doesn't exist, but on the other hand, he appears to have COVID-19 and constantly tries to actively infect people with it.
 * 12) ** He really didn't have an actual reason to hate Cool Cat in the first place (despite having every right to be hated along with Angela and Britney).
 * 13) * He's so profoundly stupid, clueless and bumbling, he somehow used his bizarre skills and talents of sorcery to make his own plan fallible.
 * 14) ** His moronitude is especially shown when he said that he wants to "pollute" kids with COVID when you actually infect another with COVID and not pollute anyone. Also, where his goal is to cough on others, since he's a dog, he literally can't infect anyone.
 * 15) ** Another moment of his laughable actions is "coughing" on a water balloon.. and somehow missing Cool Cat and the kids. Which comes off as extremely ludicrous.
 * 16) Since his character design comes from the same people who designed Cool Cat, Dirty Dog's feet are poorly stitched out (much to the point that you can see the shoes that are supposed to be his feet), his oddly long tail is rather questionable and his face doesn't match his fur design. Especially when his character design can come off as poorly designed and poorly thought out towards many.
 * 17) * His earlier mask design prior to Cool Cat Fights The Coronavirus that can be found in both videos on the Cool Cat YouTube channel, is genuinely repellent (the black eyes on his realistic bulldog head design doesn't help any further for how off-putting it looks).
 * 18) While he is decently voiced by Derek, some of his audio clips like his laugh, for example, can be a bit too loud since the horrid film he made his first introduction in was poorly edited.

Trivia

 * Dirty Dog is a reference to the YouTuber Mumkey Jones, who was scheduled to play the school shooter in the upcoming film before the controversy regarding the funding for the film Cool Cat Fights The Coronavirus.
 * It is confirmed that his mother is a witch dog by a Cool Cat Tweet.
 * On the Cool Cat Twitter account, it's confirmed that Butch the Bully created him.
 * Much like Butch the Bully from the previous film, Dirty Dog is by far the most popular aspect of the film Cool Cat Fights The Coronavirus!, being a hilariously over-the-top villain whose awkward rap number is regarded as probably the best part of the movie.

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