Sheldon J. Plankton

I, Sheldon J. Plankton (Or commonly known as Plankton), born November 30, 1942, is the main antagonist of the hit Nickelodeon animated series, SpongeBob Squarepants.

I'm is voiced by Mr. Lawrence.

Why I Fucking Rock!

 * 1) I am LITERALLY one of the funniest Nicktoons TV villains ever created, just like another great villain that isn't from Nickelodeon.
 * 2) I have some memorable quotes such as "I went to college!"
 * 3) Unlike Mr. Krabs, all I wanted to do is to have my his own restaurant cares for my own customers, even if I tries to steal Mr. Krabs's Secret Formula. Although in some occasions, I want to rule the world, because I EMBRACE EVIL!
 * 4) I'm very experienced with science and technology.
 * 5) In the episode F.U.N., me and SpongeBob got along well as well as the Sponge Out Of Water movie.
 * 6) I act like the deuteragonist of SpongeBob: Out of the Water, which is showing that I wants to help despite the fact I am usually a villian.
 * 7) When having my restaurant going in business, I don't care about money, I care about the customers unlike my arch-enemy Mr. Krabs.
 * 8) I shared a good chemistry with Sandy in the episode "Perfect Chemistry".
 * 9) When the show declined between season 6-8, me, my computer wife Karen and SpongeBob's retarded pet snail (Gary the Snail) were the most likeable and least flanderized of the main cast.
 * 10) I'm quite a wonderful father at times. I was courageous when attempting to save my son Chip II.
 * 11) Although I embraces being evil and selfish, I do have much better personality traits than Mr. Krabs. I value the well-being of those I befriend or in relationship, such as my wife Karen, my pet Spot, and even SpongeBob of all people. I am also willing to help SpongeBob and his friends geniuinely when not having a hidden agenda (usually stealing the formula).
 * 12) I can be a menacing and intimidating villain in occasions such as the first movie, where I successfully take over Bikini Bottom, or my debut appearance with his controlling of SpongeBob.
 * 13) My miniscule appearance coupled with my Napoleon complex makes for some recurring hilarious slapstick gags, such as being stomped by people like a bug.
 * 14) I often have quite a snarky attitude and my remarks can be funny enough.
 * 15) My first name, Sheldon, can be hilarious, in "Plankton's Army".
 * 16) My screams, provided by Mr. Lawrence, are incredibly funny to hear.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) I was very unlikable in "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy", because I robbed, humiliated and got Sandy arrested in that episode, SERIOUSLY I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UNLIKABLE IN THE SHOW'S DECLINE FROM SEASONS 6-8!!!
 * 2) My obsession with stealing the secret formula from Krabs often leads to a strained relationship with my wife, Karen.
 * 3) My short temper often leads to my wife Karen's frustration and my failings.
 * 4) I can be childish and whiny at times, I am supposed to be an adult not a child!
 * 5) In "Welcome to the Chum Bucket", I neglected SpongeBob's feelings and failed to show him compassion and understanding so he can make a Krabby Patty, meaning I'm not only mean-spirited, he's stupid.
 * 6) As said above, I'm often mean-spirited and obnoxious towards the kindness of others. Again, because I am evil, I'm supposed to be that way.
 * 7) I LITERALLY almost killed myself in the infamous Season 7 episode "One Coarse Meal" because of my fear of whales. Thankfully, I overcame my fear of whales.
 * 8) I am selfish at times and I tried to get rid of my own son by telling him to run away! I can't believe how bad I was...