Chef Pee Pee (SuperMarioLogan)

What's up guys? It's me, Chef Pee Pee, but if you watched this episode, then you would know what my actual name is. So anyways, I am one of the main characters from the puppet web series "SuperMarioLogan" and I am voiced by Lovell Stanton.

Why I Rock So Hard!!!

 * 1) I first started off as a goofy chef, with a silly voice and personality, so that's kinda funny I guess.
 * 2) As a chef myself, I do cook meals, in fact, I make good meals! Not to mention people think my cooking is bad, seriously though I swear Momma told me; the worse it smells the better it tastes!
 * 3) Actually now that I think about it, you do see me cooking disgusting meals, well I do cook some actual meals, like my famous Tomato and Broccoli soup in the SML episode "The Restraining Order!".
 * 4) My Italian voice sounds good, also I am an Italian too y'know?
 * 5) That stupid brat Junior made a SpongeBob and Squidward like relationship between the two of us! Well people might like it but I do dislike Junior most of the time because HE IS SO ANNOYING!!!
 * 6) When SuperMarioLogan went downhill during Jeffy's stupid era, I was the least flanderized and the most likable out of all the main characters! Ha Ha Ha! I am so lucky to be likable and not become flanderized I would want to make fun of the main character's misfortunes, well that's kinda mean though, so no! I want to be a nice guy!
 * 7) I could be nice to some characters, Mario would be an example unless Jeffy screws up something.
 * 8) When I get angry, I make people laugh, well I wouldn't see you guys laughing at my anger though so I would make you unintentionally laugh.
 * 9) Thank goodness I did not get an SML Merch styled puppet version of myself, I know most of you guys dislike those kind of merch.
 * 10) I have my very own series "Chef Pee Pee Quits!", in fact, I wished I quit my job.
 * 11) My song "Chef Pee Pee is the best!" is pretty enjoyable.
 * 12) Even though I hate Bowser and Junior most of the time, I actually did nice things towards them.
 * 13) In "Bowser's Depression", I saved Bowser's life by performing CPR, but that was gross though...
 * 14) In "Bowser Junior's 9th Birthday!", I tried to please Junior by rebuilding his birthday surprise.
 * 15) Most of my quotes are funny, this one's a good example :).
 * 16) I could be funny in most of the episodes, even in the Jeffy era, like the episode where I pee myself peeing P's peeing peas.

How am I bad?!

 * 1) Even though I am the most likable SML character during the Jeffy era, there are some episodes in the era where I could be unlikable. I guess this one's a good example.
 * 2) Well, you do have a point about my terrible meals, they look gross, they smell gross, but according to Mr. Goodman as said in "The Bet!", he said it tasted good. SEE?! I TOLD YOU! THE WORSE IT SMELLS THE BETTER IT TASTES!!!

What about my trivia?

 * My real name is Fernando Strongbottom.
 * My favorite song is "Bang my Sister".
 * I am actually the Melissa and Doug chef puppet.
 * I have a retarded clone named Chef Poo Poo.
 * My parents literally got a divorce on Monopoly, serious it's just a board game!