Garfield

Hello, my friends. My name is James Garfield Davis, one of the main characters from many Garfield comic-strips and my own show!

Why I Rock

 * 1) I'm an amazing cat and one of the most memorable cartoon cats in history, and along with many cartoon characters or cats, I'm very iconic. In fact, an lot more iconic than Heathcliff himself.
 * 2) I even got my own show in the 80s!
 * 3) I am very hilarious and you sure know it. I've also been an true meme for years.
 * 4) Also, my deadpan sarcasm is hilarious.
 * 5) My imagination and antics from my own show was underrated.
 * 6) All of my designs are great, just scratch off those CGI trash piles aside alright? Cause I have mentioned that I never look good on TV at least once.
 * 7) I sure love to eat (and my lasagna) and you better believe it!
 * 8) I'm obviously more smarter than how you'd perceive me with my everyday laziness.
 * 9) I may seem mean to my friends, heck! I love pulling many pranks on Jon and Odie, but I'll still admit that I care about them.
 * 10) Speaking of which, my friend-hate relationship with my stupid mutt Odie is even more underrated cause 'sure, I kick dogs a lot, but I still pet them.
 * 11) But hey! At least I'm also an expert at kicking cats like Nermal, some one who deserves it a lot.

My Bad Qualities

 * 1) My cash-in, spin-off appearances in the 21st century are boring and even overrated, especially when going downhill, so please disregard my sellout, flanderized appearances in the Garfield movies or spin-offs, I'd be cringing all day on just thinking about it all when everyone pretty much listed it all out for me. I mean really, I'd rather not.
 * 2) Sure I can lack some common sense at times, but hey! I'm still smart enough to solve my own problems with Odie and do many other things.
 * 3) MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MONDAYS AND YOU WILL MAKE ME LOSE IT.
 * 4) Speaking of which, my hate for Mondays and jokes about my laziness has been done to death, also jokes about my fat appearance will leave you in stitches, or just left unamused at best.
 * 5) My backstory on how I lost so much weight was unexplained and why I'm able to eat anything other than cat food without any effects does sound senseless, but I'm cool with it!
 * 6) And as much I love eating, I can come off as gluttonous & unhealthy at times.
 * 7) My owner has become an utter moron.
 * 8) Why did I need to be featured in this fever dream of a movie called "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue" in the first place makes me just as confused as you.