Senator Armstrong

Steven Armstrong is the most handsome, powerful, charismatic, intelligent man on this website and every alternate dimension of this website. He grew up in Texas where he honed his skill's by playing college ball for the University of Texas, not some cushy ivy league school, after this he joined the navy for no fucking reason (but I'm sure it was a good reason), after that he became Senator of the world and pursued his dreams of killing the weak to make room for the strong to rebuild a better world for you and me.

Why He Rocks

 * 1) He's played college ball, you know..At some cushy ivy league school.
 * 2) He has Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.
 * 3) He's a great president.
 * 4) He tried the University of Texas.
 * 5) He could break the president in two...With his bare hands.
 * 6) Created the mother of all omelettes. But couldn’t fret over every egg.
 * 7) His theme song is badass.
 * 8) He isn’t like one of those beltweight pansies.
 * 9) Don't fuck with this Senator.
 * 10) He made america great again. And said that line before Donald Trump did!
 * 11) Fought a cyborg ninja (Raiden).
 * 12) Raiden can’t even hurt him either.
 * 13) "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!

Bad Qualities

 * 1) He doesn’t write his own speeches.
 * 2) He could’ve gotten pro in the University of Texas if he never joined the navy.