Conrado

Conrado is one of the main characters of Fudêncio e Seus Amigos. In the first three seasons, he can be considered the true protagonist, as most of the episodes revolve around him. In recent seasons, however, it becomes less recurring, even appearing in some episodes.

Role
If "there are evils that come for good", Conrado only knows the first stage of this proverb. Conrado can be summed up as "a complete magnet for all bad luck and misfortune". It has a persimmon head, often mistaken for a tomato. To make his poor student life even worse, Conrado is still the favorite target of Fudêncio's misdeeds and is tremendously in love with a "colleague" in his class without suspecting the true sexuality of such "colleague".

Why He Doesn't F**k Himself Here

 * 1) He's one of the only likeable characters of Fudencio E Seus Amigos franchise.
 * 2) He has an iconic design.
 * 3) Despite being punished with no reasons, he once escaped from the jail.
 * 4) Similar to El Chavo, he still considers the people who mistreat him as "friends".
 * 5) Despite being a rivality with Fudêncio, Professora Cudi, Tenente Kevin, Delcídio, Funérea, Baltazar Barata and Dráuzio Varíola (specially the three first ones), he sometimes demonstrates that he's a good friend with Peruíbe, Neguinho, Safeno, Zé Maria and Popoto (despite the last one teased him time to time).
 * 6) His iconic catchphrase "I just f**k myself in that sh*t!" when he gets punished without (or with silly) reasons.
 * 7) The public can sympathizate with him, just like many Butt-Monkey characters.
 * 8) Fernando Peque, his first voice actor, did an excellent job voice acting him.

"I just f**k myself in that sh*t!" Qualities

 * 1) His voice changed many times due to the exit of his first voice actor, turning it a bit annoying, EVEN THE SHOW MAKES FUN OF THIS.
 * 2) Despite being described as a good guy, he can be unlikeable sometimes.
 * 3) The main problem with him that he's the main Butt-Monkey of the show.