Donald Duck

Hello everybody, uh, Donald Duck here, I am created by the Walt Disney Company, and I'm a short, anthropomorphic duck with a yellow-orange bill, legs, and feet with my friends Mickey Mouse and Goofy. I typically wear a sailor shirt and cap with a bow tie. I am known for my semi-intelligible speech and his mischievous and temperamental personality when I get angry and mad.

Why I Rock

 * 1) Along with my friends Mickey Mouse and Goofy, I am one of the most popular characters ever created by the Walt Disney Company.
 * 2) I served as a constant reminder for all of us to be brave, keep searching, hold family close, and never give up no matter how great the odds are against you; in which shows when trying to do my best in old shorts where I was quite unlucky.
 * 3) My voice is one of the most memorable voices along with other duck characters such as Warner Bros Daffy Duck and other Disney characters like each one of my aforementioned friends Mickey and Goofy, ahh...
 * 4) I served as the perfect straight-man with the trio when with Mickey & Goofy or the straight-man with other characters.
 * 5) I am a likable if ill-tempered duck who is also one of the most relatable characters towards adults, this is best shown in classic Disney cartoons, that starred me or my friends, Mickey and Goofy, oh boy!
 * 6) Like Homer, my mean-spirited behavior in the original shorts was hilarious.
 * 7) Whenever I am easily angered, it was quite hilarious in hindsight.
 * 8) Whenever I do make mistakes, I either gets my comeuppance or try to redeem myself.
 * 9) While I am arrogant, and easy to anger, I'm very well-meaning towards others.
 * 10) I make sure to be a great, kind-hearted, responsible if grouchy uncle by my nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie.
 * 11) I am one of the most memorable characters in Disney next to my friend Goofy, oh boy!
 * 12) When I was featured in a not-so-good show called Quack Pack, I was the best part about the show due to my hilarious personality. In which, my antics in that show translated very well into Modern-day Suburbia.
 * 13) In my own spin-off show Ducktales, I was given more character-development while being my good 'ol short-tempered self.
 * 14) I'm one of a kind that any would say that I can be put in any time and any setting and still remains as my usual temper-prone but charming self.
 * 15) My famous catchphrase. "Ah Phooey!"
 * 16) My catchy and timeless theme song you'll love a lot!

My Bad Qualities

 * 1) I was flanderized in the Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas, where I am innocent yet a irritable whipping-boy towards everyone and my love-interest Daisy, who was also flanderized to an unlikably impatient degree, ah, phooey. WHAT'S THE IDEA WAS THAT?!?! (angerly gibber)
 * 2) When I was featured in realistic, dark shorts that feature the trio or not like "Der Fuherer's Face"; while an humorous but eerie short overall, can be unsettling for myself, man.
 * 3) One of my 2 duo pals Chip "n" Dale always ruin the spotlight, they are against me, MAKE IT STOP! (angerly gibber)
 * 4) I'm just a horrible unca just because I forgot it was MY BIRTHDAY AND ALMOST KILL MY NEPHEWS BY SMOKING CIGARETTES! (incoherently sobbing).