Patrick Star (seasons 1-5, 9b-present)

Hey what's up? It's me Patrick Star! I 'm the deuteragonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants series.

I am a fat, lazy, dumb, unmannerly, and clueless starfish, whose best friend is SpongeBob SquarePants, I live under a rock in Bikini Bottom next door to Squidward. I'm voiced by Bill Fagerbakke.

Why I Rock! (And live in one)

 * 1) I may be dumber than a sack of diapers, but I present my stupidness hilariously (well.. I also realized how un-funnie I can be at times).
 * 2) Just like my pal SpongeBob, I was responsible for creating meems with some expressions I made from the series to that 2004 movie...  mermaids.. oh! And had such meem-worthy scenes I've been known for by many worldwide.
 * 3) At the same time, I made some quotable lines and had timeless scenes that seem quotable like the "Game over" scene (And that time I revealed about my stupidness being done until 4), or memable moments like the "The ugly barnacle" story where I said "Everyone died, The End!" *chortle* or that time I told everyone to "Look at it" when my pal Spongebob was treated rudely.
 * 4) I am greatly animated.
 * 5) I'm shown to have a great, strong, and healthy friendship with SpongeBob by helping SpongeBob whenever he needs my help or even motivating him like in that pilot episode of SpongeBob when being honest with him and in a way that I am quite nice to be around when I wasn't trying to be stupid & dumb that time, but rather a helpful friend instead.
 * 6) Speaking of which, I'm a very nice character to be around.
 * 7) I'm usually very understanding to friends like SpongeBob and even others like Squidward or Sandy.
 * 8) I look cute, just like my friend SpongeBob and many others I know were done by Hillenburg.
 * 9) Despite being my annoying moments, I'd have honest intentions for my behavior and actions.
 * 10) While I am honestly slothful, messy, and lazy at home, I can be fun-loving just like SpongeBob, at the same time.
 * 11) I am amazingly and memorably voiced by Bill Fagerbakke in a neat yet iconic manner (or sometimes speaking differently like in that "Patrick Smartpants" episode, which was really interesting).

Bad Qualities

 * 1) Like my best friend SpongeBob; I, unfortunately, suffered from a bad case of uuh, hmm, "flander-iz-ation" from Seasons 6 to 8, (if that mean version of me were here, I'd make him pay for being such an barnacle head!), although Season 5 was showing the true beginning of that guy making me look bad, I think Season 6 was starting to show a more offensive side of my ruin-ition (but thankfully I was more like myself again in new seasons, like it should, I think).
 * 2) Even in my usual brand of myself, I can be clueless and ignorant for the wrong reasons (and sometimes now feel like I regret doing whatever I did those times).
 * 3) My stupidness or just not thinking straight can be either destructive or provocative (man what was I thinking those times?! I must be thinking cheese sandwich or roast beef).
 * 4) At home I'm very, albeit proudly, shift-less, lazy, gross, sloth-like, and inactive. I can carry this attitude outside of my home at times, times like when I scratched my back with a spatula that I was using for cooking at the Krusty Krabs while my buddy SpongeBob was supposed to be on a mandatory break by order of Mr. Krabs.
 * 5) My overreactions or temper tant-rums, such as being put behind a red rope, can seem very uh, ear-piec-ing to others.
 * 6) I can be so 'na-ive' and have mis-judgments about people.

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