Blog:An example of how not to write an article (JOKE PAGE)

Nigel West Dickens IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER. HE MUST NEVER BE INSULTED.

WHY HES THE BEST

 * 1) He bitch slapped Edgar Ross in the face.
 * 2) He burnt down a furry convention
 * 3) Is the owner of the website LINGsCARS.com
 * 4) Has 50000 dildos
 * 5) His missions are really fun and easy.
 * 6) Has never shouted the words "I HATE L.A. Noire"
 * 7) Isn't afraid to bitch slap someone as he once bitch slapped Zoe quinn into space
 * 8) Micah truly fears him
 * 9) HE IS OVERALL A JESUS 2.0 AND ANYONE THAT HATES HM WILL BE PUNISHED.

bad qualities
HE HAS NONE!!11!1111!!1!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!111