Shrek (SuperMarioLogan)

Shrek Safe Cheesecake III is a fan version of William Steig and DreamWorks's Shrek. He is an obese ogre who has a serious obsession and addiction to Sara Lee Cheesecake. He weighs about 750 pounds (mentioned in "Joseph Moves In!"). He is very obsessed with eating cheesecake and taking dumps on his toilet non-stop. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sexual intercourse with it in addition to eating it. In "Baby Shrek", he crapped out an actual baby because of this.

Accompanied by the intelligence and good-hearted Mario who'd always help him with anything that happens despite Mario having a stronger level of acumen, rationality, and common sense than Shrek does.

Why He's an a True All-Star

 * 1) Making an extremely goofy version of Shrek with a completely distinctive and identical personality all by overeating cheesecake to the point of it being an obsession, getting enjoyment from crapping on a toilet daily, and calling other people "donkeys" who'd also do nonsensically stupid things for the sake of comedic value, is a very silly yet unique concept for making an original character that stands out from what he is based on.
 * 2) Speaking of which, his obsession he has for cheesecake is very comical and sometimes unpredictable.
 * 3) While he is moronic, childish, hammy, voracious, slovenly, careless, irrational, preposterous, bizarre, incompetent, non-compliant, and generally an eccentric goofball for such a slobbish and lazy roommate, he often presents his idiocy, immaturity, and weirdness in a charming and hilarious manner.
 * 4) He is a great example of how to make a gross-out character  actually  charming and amusing because of his entertaining personality, not just because of his disgusting traits.
 * 5) No matter how ridiculous and crass he can be, his gross antics never get old and they do provide a good laugh.
 * 6) * Speaking of his childishly gross antics, the humorous dynamic he has with other rational characters such as Mario, Chef Pee Pee, Brooklyn T. Guy, and Goodman comedically reacting to Shrek's extremely disastrous messes with the toilets Shrek used makes the humor that goes into his antics a lot more hilarious than before.
 * 7) Whenever he wants to be, he can be friendly and sometimes helpful to Mario, as seen in the episode "Shrek the Babysitter".
 * 8) * Despite Shrek being very demanding, absent-minded, deluded, lazy, jerkish, and immature most of the time towards Mario, he is sometimes friendly & caring to Mario.
 * 9) He has a fair share of moments with showing some amount of common sense despite being extremely foolish and crazy, one example of these includes reasonably pointing out how Mario was being a little hypocritical about being bald in the video "Shrek's Bath Problem" and being commonsensical in "The Couch!" when Mario points out that "shit happens" as he rationally responds to what Mario just said.
 * 10) Lance Thirtyacre did a great job voicing him.
 * 11) His body is implausibly durable and strong. Despite eating so much cheesecake that his veins are filled with cheese to the point where he has diabetes and his digestive system is destroyed, he was somehow able to absurdly be immune to diabetes, which he also has as well.
 * 12) The time he lost weight in "Shrek's Diet" was a great change in pace to his usual antics by having a form of conflict that makes him healthier as a person, until the ending that is.
 * 13) * His antics were at their best in "Shrek's Coma". Where his brain went into a human body due to Shrek eating a tower of cheesecake, the scenes when Rosalina dates Shrek are the result of Rosalina making the mistake of flirting with him over Mario (someone who is dignified, rational, intelligent, and cares very much for her). Shrek's insanely disgusting nature at one point comes off as hilarious, this is better seen in the scene where he tells Rosalina how many donuts he farted on individually.
 * 14) He was shown to be a very caring and responsible father (and mother) to the baby he birthed in "Baby Shrek". While he has his bossy, dramatic, and emotional moments, everything he did was done for both, comedic value and heartfelt storytelling. Making an entertainingly quirky and juvenile yet good-hearted father whose uncontrollable antics and unfortunate moments made his newfound child laugh unintentionally, and his 18 years of dedication as a parent really shows; he even cares for his son when he went to college.
 * 15) He has provided many memorable and funny quotes and one-liners, these include:
 * 16) * His catchphrase, "Donkey!"
 * 17) * "Ah, cookies for breakfast! That is totally crazy, but I want it in my belllly!!"
 * 18) * "Ah, forget #YOLO, it's all about that #YOEC now: You Only Eat Cheesecake"
 * 19) * "I! Am!! Iron, Donkey!!!"
 * 20) * "IT'S GONNA BE HIRO-SHIMA IN HERE!!"
 * 21) * "Come on Chef Ding-Dong, time to do your job!! To wipe my ass!! Come on, it's leaking now!!!"
 * 22) * "What are you doing?! Come plunge my butt-hole!!!"
 * 23) * "The devils have possessed my bowels"
 * 24) * "Donkey, if I'm not here when you come back, the toilet has taken my soul. And, you can have my cheesecake."
 * 25) * "He just want to, touch my baby for his twisted pleasures! He's a pedophile!!"

Bad Qualities

 * 1) Toilet/Gross-out Humor: Given that his antics were mostly related to toilet-humor and gross-out humor, he is often very disgusting, immature, unhealthy, and uncouth, showing little to no manners when he eats, when he uses the restroom or taking responsibility for any of his actions due to lacking self-discipline and self-control. Some viewers may find his antics more cringe-worthy or irritating than humorous because of this, and most viewers tend to enjoy his more unfortunate situations as a result.
 * 2) * He didn't have the best beginning since he was just introduced in 2009 when his personality wasn't as fleshed out as he is nowadays.
 * 3) Like the many foolish types of 'comedic side characters', his stupidity often blinds him from some of his disgusting and strange actions to the point of being completely childish, selfish, careless, or problematic.
 * 4) Due to being very lazy and boorish, he is somewhat bossy as he usually leaves Mario to do most of his work of wanting toilet paper to be handed down to him, having others solve problems with the toilet and he almost never learns from his mistakes most of the time, prior to his cluelessness and delusions.
 * 5) * His antics and slobbish nature have caused more harm than good to other people. In the episode "The Ring!", while he was willing to help Mario get the ring back when Shrek thought he ate the ring, he craps all over the bathroom and has fun with his crap instead of helping, the result of what he drank in order to get the ring out of his body made more of a mess for either Chef Pee Pee or anyone else to clean up.
 * 6) He was at his absolute worst in "Shrek's Crappy Wish". Which takes the way he generally mistreats Mario up to eleven (to the point of making Mario eat his crap!), stripping away all of his likability and charm, making him very unlikable and out of character. Thankfully, he goes back to being himself in future videos.
 * 7) He can be a little bit of a hypocrite sometimes due to his childishness and delusional nature.
 * 8) * Examples of this are being defensive to Mario giving advice and criticism for Shrek's behavior and standards.
 * 9) He still has had his abusive moments, like how he'd comically mistreat others if they touched or ate 'his' cheesecake. Examples of these include how he'd act psychotic and do violent things towards Toad quite often for eating Shrek's cheesecake by mistake.
 * 10) * He is known to have a very short temper, and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him. This is noticeable in The Bird when Skittles eats Shrek's McDonald's and disturbs him when he is making love with/eating his cheesecake in his room.
 * 11) * He is also shown to be sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corndog up Mario's butt, forced Mario to drink his diarrhea simply because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered Toad multiple times, threw Toad out of the house, made Toad eat his crap on multiple occasions, gave Toad a swirly because he ate his cheesecake, made an extremely hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi, and much more.

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WARNING: Tons of gross-out imagery is displayed in many scenes in these videos, if you're sensitive to crude humor based on farts or crap, Don't watch these videos if you're on a full stomach.

Trivia

 * From Season 0-8, Shrek used to have a bunch of appearances. However, from Season 9-onwards, he doesn't appear in videos often because of the excessive amount of crapping he did, which not only created huge messes for the cast to clean but didn't comply with YouTube’s guidelines since 2018. However, as of October 2020, he seems to have fewer appearances and screen time, though he seems to be on and off like Black Yoshi.
 * As seen in some videos, he seems to have magical powers that Shrek himself never seems to care about nor ever noticed. In "Shrek's Crappy Wish", he was able to undo Mario's curse Shrek made for Mario to be an actual donkey, and he was able to fly into space wearing an iron man mask one time just because of the spicy food Woody told him to try.
 * Despite something in the cheesecake Shrek ate that made him pregnant, it is scientifically unknown how he gave birth to Shrek Junior despite being male.

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